Anemone runs from starfish

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Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

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H-how did you think it was pronounced? 👀👀👀

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

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jtwarnock

These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

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You... you can’t just leave this perfect comment in the tags

I don't like the jiggle.

i love the jiggle

googlemenot-deactivated20230921

You need to see this.

Waddling

heterosecual:
“ thank you smithy for your words of wisdom
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thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

onegaypairing:
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Today on Hozier liked

tragedycamp

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

coolman-famsquad

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

Having Writer’s Block:

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every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

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SO THERE’S SOMETHING Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...

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Attack of the clones

I have often used Barbie to explain Greek mythology, and people laugh until I explain it, and then they get really serious and thoughtful. 

I say, “The Greeks ascribed aspects to gods. Apollo had many aspects, but all were Apollo. He’s like Barbie that way. She’s an astronaut, a veterinarian, and a rollerskater, but no matter which of those things she is in the moment, she is always still Barbie. She is Barbie in her aspect as.” 

Then people get not only the idea of “aspects” of godhood, but also, well, the changeable yet eternal nature of Barbie. 

fungalslime:
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